Catharnachy

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Oh...That's Just the Sound of George Orwell Rolling in His Grave

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It was a bright mild day in June, and the clocks were striking thirteen... I waited until age 30 to get my first tattoo because I am risk ...
Sunday, May 12, 2013

All Grown Up

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When I was 6 or 7 years old, my mother and I were in line inside of Hardees. A man at the counter was upset because his wife, who was waiti...
Friday, February 1, 2013

Hey, Guess Which Finger I'm Holding Up.

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My only black collared shirt is fading and that is unacceptable because... goddamn I look sexy in a black collared shirt. Despite the height...
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Saturday, January 26, 2013

Act VI: In Which Wolf Blitzer Hot Carls All Over the Place

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It's sad when people must consult foreign news sources to find out what is going on in the world and in their own country. Protests brok...
Friday, January 11, 2013

Act V: In Which a Parade Continues Despite the 95% Chance of Golden Showers

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Please watch this video if you haven't yet seen it: Isn’t that great? If that doesn’t put a smile on your face then you are ...
Friday, January 4, 2013

Act IV: In Which Congress Brings Out the Gimp*

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For some reason our media labels US economic crises with cute names. We don't have market failures, we have "bubbles".  We don...
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My nickname in college was "The FingerPrince" for reasons I won't get into here. So far I'm the oldest I've ever been and I really enjoy long walks on the Arctic shore, drinking room temperature Natural Lite straight from the can; wearing wife-beaters with bow ties; and eating any Chef Boyardee with the word "Gourmet" on the label. I gradated from the Lilliput University in 2009 with a degree in the Pimping sciences and am currently living the American dream as a self-employed prostitute. Jealous? I have 16 cats, 3 of which are children I've dressed as cats and have litter trained. One day, I hope to make enough money off of this blog to quit selling myself. Between the toilet paper and the career, I'm a little sore if you know what I mean.
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